Wills, Trusts & Estates Prof Blog

Editor: Gerry W. Beyer
Texas Tech Univ. School of Law

Friday, March 23, 2007

2010 Brochure on Advanced Estate Planning

Special thanks to Rob V. Robertson (attorney, Austin, Texas) who forwarded this hypothetical "advertisement" to me.

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The fatal accident estate planning service is not available in South Dakota or where otherwise prohibited by law.

[Of course, neither the phone number or Internet address in the "ad" are real.]


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