Act Like a Lawyer on Halloween (humor)

In the Texas Lawyer, attorney Kip Mendrygal offers two suggestions on how to act like a lawyer on Halloween. (1) Mediate the neighborhood candy swap. (2) Enforce the law—“Excuse me Scary Dragon, use the crosswalk” “Look Strawberry Shortcake, ‘one piece’ means ‘one piece.” In the words of Carl Sandberg, “Why does a hearse horse snicker hauling a lawyer away?”

(ljs)