Ted Cruz Flees Country With Children, Seeking A Better Life

Things in Texas are bad. Many have been without electricity, gas, and water for days. One affected resident, Senator Ted Cruz, cold and worried about his family (but not his dog), decided to flee across the border to seek a better life at the Ritz Carlton in Cancún. Needless to say, his constituents have supported this decision about as much as Cruz himself supports fellow migrants seeking a better life in the United States (that is, not at all).

Here's The Daily Show's take on his ill-timed vacay:

Jimmy Kimmel also got on the flame train:

-KitJ