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Editor: Jeremy Telman
Oklahoma City University
School of Law

Thursday, February 8, 2024

Et tu, Trader Joe's?

SpaceX-Man, Image by DALL-E

We posted recently about an attempt by SpaceX (represented at left) to perpetuate its union-busting activities by throwing a hissy fit in a Texas District Court and screaming at the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) and its administrative law judges (ALJs), "You're not the boss of me!"  Now, we learn, via , writing for Bloomberg News, that Trader Joe's has adopted SpaceX's arguments at an NLRB hearing in Connecticut. 

So first, I just can't believe that Trader Joe's is in a labor dispute.  I go to Trader Joe's to shop, sure, but mostly I go to hang out with the young, diverse, tattooed and pierced young people who work there.  The cashiers engage me in conversation.  The people stocking shelves are always happy to help me find stuff and to tell me how much they like the product I'm looking for and to recommend others.  The real happiest place on earth is a Trader Joe's at 8 AM on a Saturday morning.  Nobody is shopping then, so the workers have the store all to themselves, and they are loving it!  The tunes are cranked up, EVERYBODY in the building is wearing tie-dye, and they are working and gabbing, gabbing and working, talking about whatever young people talk about in their dialect that a boomer like me has little chance of following.  They are the happiest work force I have ever seen anywhere outside of Disneyland, but in this case I didn't think the Trader Joe's people were putting on an act.  Now I don't know what to think.  Does the store force them to pierce and color their hair in festive colors not found in nature?  Is that store-issued tie-dye? Are those even real tattoos?  Will I re-visit the childhood trauma of watching Micky Mouse remove his head the next time I visit my local Trader Joe's?

It turns out that Trader Joe's United has organized unions at four Trader Joe's stores.  Its attorney is quoted in Bloomberg as follows: “Customers of Trader Joe’s would have serious problems with a company that has rejected the New Deal.”  You got that right.  Trader Joe's concedes that the NLRB is unlikely to find itself unconstitutional.  The company is just preserving the argument for later proceedings.  Let's hope that the company comes to its senses and drops this nonsense.  It's fine.  I'll just shop at Sprouts.

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I must know: you saw Mickey remove his head as a child?

Posted by: Rachel AR | Feb 9, 2024 6:50:07 PM

Poetic license. I want the Blog to be taken seriously, not literally. I think the childhood trauma was seeing a theme- park character vomiting through its eyes. But that was not my trauma -- it was the first episode of Succession.

Posted by: Jeremy Telman | Feb 10, 2024 4:15:23 AM