Thursday, August 4, 2005
CNN reports here that Martha Stewart has agreed to extend her house arrest for an extra three weeks. The CNN story states that, "[t]he New York Post reported over the weekend that Stewart, ...may have violated the rules of her probation by riding around her suburban New York estate on a Kawasaki Mule four-wheel drive vehicle and dropping in on a nearby yoga class."
Martha must have gotten used to fitness classes while being housed at Camp Cupcake. And after all, prison is a place to reform and educate. And Martha must have just been following that education that she learned when she was incarcerated.
We should all feel safer knowing that Martha will be spending an extra three weeks on house arrest.