Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Washington State police are attempting to locate the owner of an urn, remains included, that was donated to a local Goodwill. Authorities believe the urn was brought to the store and discovered by an employee on Sunday. Police are currently working under the premise that the odd act of giving away the remains was accidental.
See Elizabeth Zwirz, Owner of Urn Donated to Goodwill Being Sought by Washington State Police, Fox News, January 14, 2018.
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
‘Dead’ Prisoner Turns out to Be ALIVE When He Starts Wheezing as Doctor Prepares to Cut Him Open for Post-mortem After Blunder by Spanish Jail Wardens
Gonzalo Montoya Jimenez was pronounced dead after prison guards found him unconscious in his cell at a Spanish prison. Jimenez had failed to show up for breakfast, which prompted the guards to search for him. His body was removed from the prison in a body bag and sent for an autopsy. Fortunately for Jimenez, a pathologist noticed the corpse he was about to open up was wheezing. The authorities are currently investigating the cause of the mistake. Jimenez’s family has not yet commented on the odd events.
See Gerard Couzens, ‘Dead’ Prisoner Turns out to Be ALIVE When He Starts Wheezing as Doctor Prepares to Cut Him Open for Post-mortem After Blunder by Spanish Jail Wardens, Daily Mail.com, January 8, 2018.
Friday, October 27, 2017
The modern American has come to accept the yearly ritual of paying taxes as a unpleasant, but routine, requirement. The yoke of this ever-changing encumbrance has been borne and carried by citizens throughout history. The following are a few famous perspectives considering the effect and burden of taxes:
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.”— Herman Wouk
“Dear Mr. President, Internal Revenue regulations will turn us into a nation of bookkeepers. The life of every citizen is becoming a business. This, it seems to me, is one of the worst interpretations of the meaning of human life history has ever seen. Man's life is not a business.”— Saul Bellow, Herzog, 1964
"When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income."—Plato
See Julian Block, Writers on Taxes: Quotations of Death and Humor From Plato to John Grisham, accountingweb, August 21, 2017.
Special thanks to Jim Hillhouse (Professional Legal Marketing (PLM, Inc.) for bringing this article to my attention.
Thursday, September 21, 2017
Police in Leitchfield, Kentucky are currently searching for a man who broke into a funeral home and stole a dead man’s clothes and the jewels from his casket. The man broke in through the front door of the funeral home and was caught on video as he napped in a chair, stole a PlayStation 3, and took the keys to a hearse in addition to stealing the dead man’s suit and jewelry. Jason Watson, the funeral director, believes that man is probably the same person who was chased out of a Wal-Mart for shoplifting shortly prior to the break-in.
See Police Hunt for Thief Seen on Camera Taking Dead Man's Clothes at Funeral Home, Fox News, September 15, 2017.
Sunday, September 17, 2017
When Stephen Petrow’s mother turned 80, she rewarded herself with a sporty, fire-engine-red Lexus. Petrow’s high-spirited, feisty mother loved fast, high-octane cars and despite her diminutive 5’2” frame that could barely see over the steering wheel, she drove with a passion that matched her fiery-red Lexus. The results of her impassioned driving began showing up as dents and dings on the exterior of her vehicle, adding to the mounting concerns her children had regarding her ability to drive safely.
Petrow and his brother had both witnessed their mother’s near-collisions with bicyclists and pedestrians on numerous occasions. Petrow’s brother had actually been forced to grab the steering wheel out of his mother’s hands while sitting as passenger in order to prevent a collision. Petrow, and others, had confronted his mother on numerous occasions to no avail; she refused to acknowledge any fault and did not want to sacrifice her freedom to travel where she wished. After a series of semi-serious incidents and in the face of their mother’s absolute refusal to recognize that she was clearly a danger behind the wheel, Petrow and his siblings anonymously turned their mother in to the New York Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV). The New York DMV maintains a driver reevaluation program that allows individuals familiar with another’s bad driving to report them for a specific reason. Subsequent to the report, Petrow’s mother was required to take a driving test. Though she successfully passed the written portion, the instructor of the driving portion failed her, writing: “Extremely dangerous!! Turns wide into wrong side of road! Poor late braking. No observation at all backing. Completely unaware of surroundings. FAILED.” The DMV revoked her license. While Petrow knows this was the right thing to do, he wonders if he will have enough wherewithal later in life to give up his keys voluntarily if he becomes a danger to others.
See Stephen Petrow, When Our Elderly Mother Refused to Stop Driving, We Took Drastic Action, The Washington Post, September 2, 2017.
Special thanks to Lewis Saret (Attorney, Washington, D.C.) for bringing this article to my attention.
Friday, September 15, 2017
BE OUR GUEST: The Secret Code Disney Theme Park Staff Use to Describe the Rudest Visitors – So Have YOU Been Called It?
Disney has implemented a strict set of standards for employees that restricts their use of negative language in front of guests. This may seem strange, but little Sally’s summer vacation might be remembered for the wrong reasons if she happened to overhear Cinderella cursing like a sailor. A very natural response to this limitation has been the introduction and use of colorful colloquialisms by Disney staff.
Difficult guests that are causing a disruption or being extra rude are labeled as “treasured guests”. Rather than say “vomit” or “puke” when a guest tosses their cookies in the park, employees refer to the incident as a “protein spill”. While these descriptors are amusing, perhaps the oddest of the bunch is the “white powder alert”. This call goes out on staff radios when a guest spreads the ashes of a deceased loved one from a ride or a special place at the park. The sentimental nature of the park apparently lends itself to these activities, as there are multiple instances each year where guests successfully spread the ashes of a decedent. In these instances, the “white powder alert” goes out, the ride is stopped, and a smiling Disney staff member is sent to clean up the remains.
See Caroline McGuire, BE OUR GUEST: The Secret Code Disney Theme Park Staff Use to Describe the Rudest Visitors – So Have YOU Been Called It?, The Sun, September 7, 2017.
Friday, September 8, 2017
NFL fans, especially those with a favored team, will venture through driving rains, frigid temperatures, and pelting snow to show their loyalty and support. For these fans, games won build into tidal waves of emotional triumph and shared victory. Losses, on the other hand, bring with them the wailing and gnashing of teeth that can cause grown men to break down and weep. Jeffrey Riegel, who recently died from cancer at age 56, was one of these adoring but perpetually heartbroken fans. His team: the Philadelphia Eagles. When Riegel knew his battle with cancer was coming to an unfortunate end, he took a final opportunity to take one last dig at his team. As a final wish, Riegel requested eight Eagles players to act as pallbearers at his funeral so that his team could “let him down one last time.” Although no Eagles players answered the call, the acting pallbearers at Riegel’s funeral donned Eagles jerseys to acquiesce to Riegel’s final wish.
See Dying Eagles Fan Requested Players as Pallbearers to 'Let Him Down One Last Time', Fox News, August 25, 2017.
Wednesday, September 6, 2017
Kevin Cholousky was arrested and jailed in Arkansas after fleeing from police. The chase started after police noticed Cholousky stopped on the side of the road with a casket fasted to the roof of his Hummer. When police stopped to offer assistance, Cholousky sped off. He now faces charges for fleeing from the police, having fake tags, and reckless driving. It is still unknown why Cholousky had the coffin on his roof, but it had been confirmed that the casket was empty.
See Jake Ingrassia, Driver with Casket on Roof Leads Police on Chase Down Arkansas Interstate, Fox News, August 24, 2017.
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Ellen Frey-Wouters, a Bronx widow, left a $300,000 legacy to her two cats. Instructions in her will prescribe strict guidelines for the care of the felines. Neither Troy nor Tiger are to ever be caged and they must be lovingly cared for. Of the two, Tiger has enjoyed the greatest increase in economic benefit. The former stray, once scrounging for sustenance, now enjoys a diet featuring filet-mignon-flavored Fancy Feast and relaxes in a faux-fur bed lined with silk. Dahlia Grizzle, Frey-Wouters’s former caretaker, thinks Troy and Tiger deserved the special treatment, as the cats were very much like children to deceased.
See Julia Marsh & Reuven Fenton, New York Widow Leaves $300G To Her Cats, Fox News, August 22, 2017.
Thursday, June 15, 2017
Whether it be idle fantasy or serious concern, most Americans have considered what they would do during the onset of an impending zombie apocalypse. These end-of-the-world scenarios are commonly played out on television and in theaters. Whatever the root cause, it seems as though fear of some catastrophic event is buried in the American subconscious. And, while most do not have the resources available to prepare for such a scenario, the wealthiest among us do and are. An article from Forbes suggests the superrich are buying up significant swathes of property in America’s heartland. There, the climate is mild, the land ripe for farming, and the low population density conducive to survival. While many of the billionaires who do own massive tracts of property have not publicly acknowledged it was purchased for use in-case-of-emergency, if there were a worldwide catastrophe, they seem to be the best prepared to weather the storm.
See Melia Robinson, Billionaires Are Stockpiling Land that Could Be Used in the Apocalypse — Here's Where They're Going, Business Insider, June 14, 2017.