Friday, November 7, 2008
Poor Barney Bush. First, his favorite party animals lose on Tuesday. Then he can't even take a quiet walk outside, one of his few remaining as Top Dog, without being bothered by reporters. But, Barney. Dude. Chill. Meditate on the name you share with a Big Purple Dinosaur. After all, your species did win an important election in Rabbit Hash, Kentucky. And the Obamas don't seem to be completely Clintonized. After all, they aren't (gasp) Cat People.