Sunday, August 28, 2011

A Very Strange Court Order from Kentucky

A case settled in Kentucky.  The court's order dismissing the case states that news of the amicable settlement "made this Court happier than a tick on a fat dog because otherwise it is busier than a one legged cat in a sand box and, quite frankly, [the court] would have rather jumped naked off of a twelve foot step ladder into a five gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two week trial of the herein dispute, a trial which, no doubt, would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory . . . ."  Click here to see the order.  Download Kentucky Court Order

Hat tip to Marcela Stras.

(mew)

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