your next LRW class: featuring a 500-1 ratio?

No more worries about shrinking law-school enrollments, says the Onion. New federal legislation will mandate that every twenty-five-year-old in America spend one year in law school, "to simultaneously placate their parents, impress their friends with complex-sounding legal jargon, and effectively avoid any real-world responsibilities for another full year."

Hmm. Will they all be enrolled in LRW????

hat tip to Kelly Olson

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