December 3, 2009
"I Have Personal Failings Like Everyone Else, And I Have Not Been True to My Values And the Behavior My Family Deserves"
Posted by Jeff Lipshaw
I am in Detroit for a family matter. I spoke to my wife from the car at about 7 a.m. She asked me if I would pick up and bring home some of her favorite pecan sticky buns from one of the local bakeries. For some reason, I got fixated on the idea of sticky buns in my carry-on, and said I didn't want to, getting quite heated about it in the process. I was a total jerk. I called home and two minutes later and apologized. I hope my sponsors will understand.
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UPDATE: What is it about guys? Another one bites the dust. Maybe I'm just such a nerd that I'm never faced with the temptation that seems to have lured Rick Pitino, David Letterman, Tiger Woods, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Gary Hart, yadda, yadda, yadda. A fellow university professor once told me this story. He was teaching undergrads at a large urban university. He had given a failing grade on an exam to a female student. She approached him after a class, saying that if she failed the class, she would lose her financial aid, and that she would do "anything" to raise the grade. He said (with a leer), "anything?" She said, "Anything." He said: "Then why not try reading the material, coming to class, and studying?"
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Well, anyone who has met Alene knows why you are not tempted and why it is a moral imperative to deliver sticky buns on request.
Posted by: Alan Childress | Dec 3, 2009 2:58:12 PM
Your charms are too subtle to appeal, Jeff.
Posted by: Simon | Dec 4, 2009 4:53:59 PM