March 19, 2008
I Cry in My Room When Mommy and Daddy Fight
In the never-ending (and never-interesting, to the rest of us) football rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan, today's Pyhrric victory belongs to the Buckeyes: top-rated high school QB Terrelle Pryor chose OSU over Michigan. This will no doubt please Nancy Rapoport and disappoint Jeff Lipshaw, both fanatics, respectively. [Alan Childress]
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If he had chosen Michigan, he'd be the second coming. As he has chosen the land of the hairless nuts, he is clearly a thug and a moral hazard. A recruiting violation or a disciplinary case by November.
Posted by: Jeff Lipshaw | Mar 19, 2008 11:34:06 AM
No way! The Bucks will give him the right home--oh, and a fine education, to boot!
Posted by: Nancy Rapoport | Mar 19, 2008 12:02:13 PM
Alan now in fetal position on top bunk.
Posted by: Alan Childress | Mar 19, 2008 1:46:56 PM
"If it weren't for sports, this wouldn't be disgusting."
Posted by: Jeff Lipshaw | Mar 19, 2008 11:40:24 PM
I say Bama I say Tide, I say Bama's Crimson Tide. Rollllll Tide!
Posted by: Mark Childress | Mar 20, 2008 6:10:55 PM
I will second that Roll Tide and add another:
"Hurl that spheroid down the field, and
Fight, fight, fight!
Fight fiercely, Harvard,
fight, fight, fight!
Impress them with our prowess, do!
Oh, fellows, do not let the crimson down,
Be of stout heart and true."
Posted by: Alan Childress | Mar 20, 2008 7:05:47 PM