Deer Hunter Redux: Was He Licking His Lips Like Roger Clemens While Splaining to Park Ranger?

I still cannot get that Deer Hunter bar discipline case out of my head.  I was not satiated by adding bad pun comments after Mike's post.

How bad a lawyer do you have to be that you cannot talk your way -- legitimately -- out of an investigation into this?  He must have changed his story four times, or licked his lips constantly while he and Boo Boo recounted the tale to Ranger Smith. 

I can just see Jon Lovitz in the role of the lying lawyer:  "the license belongs to my wife, eh, Morgan Fairchild, yeah that's the ticket."

It says something about our society that the lawyer could be in big trouble, and possibly not be a lawyer anymore, for abetting the shooting of a deer -- while the Vice President is still the Vice President after shooting a lawyer.  Hmm.

[Alan Childress]