Multivariate Techniques of Feline Epidermal Extraction

Posted by Alan Childress
Just why is there more than one way to skin a cat?  I think one methodology is more than necessary.  The necessity of alternatives escapes me.  Either the first few methods were thought to stand improvement, or--worse--alternatives refers not to procedure as such but rather varying statuses of the cat (live, semi-conscious, dead, etc.) at the time of skinning.  Perhaps at this point I am beating a dead horse.  Can't say I see the efficacy of that either--I guess to show the other horses you mean business?  They might clue into that from the mere fact you are standing over a dead horse.