Worse Than Talking Loudly on the Cell Phone in Public

...is responding to a critic of that cell phone etiquette by . . . shooting him.  People don't kill people; cell phones kill people.  Fortunately in this case the guy who told Jerk to quiet down was not killed, and is in a Tampa hospital recovering from bullet fragments in his stomach.  (Luckily the assailant was not backed up by that SWAT team standing behind Verizon Boy.) One can only hope that shooting while on the cell phone is a sentence enhancer under the Guidelines.  [Alan Childress]