December 28, 2012
Friday Fun: How Many Legal Vendor CEOs Will It Take to Change a Light Bulb in 2013?
Five CEOs at Lexis L&P?!
Most of our major legal vendors have more VPs than one finds in the banking industry. Their portfolios of responsibility change so frequently (OK, at least their titles do change -- VP of X becomes VP of Y) that I've begun to wonder how much of invoice-paying law librarians payments goes toward printing new business cards. But five CEOs, really?
This reminds me of an old joke:
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to form a society to preserve the memory of the old light bulb.
Starting the New Year Off. Oh wait. It took six, not five Episcopalians. Lexis L&P may need to hire some superhero as the CEO of the Incredible in 2013 to change the Company's light bulb. I probably should reference The Hulk based on the below video clip. But that stimulates images of the WWE. [JH]