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May 6, 2011
NEWS FLASH: Navy SEALs Preparing to Take Over Lexis
An unnamed source close to the SEAL community informed a very creditable legal publishing industry insider that the takeover plan was put in place after Lexis announced Lexis Advance for Solos. “They knew then it was time." Reportedly, the SEALs replicated LN's Dayton HQ offices to conduct practice runs for the mission. Where? In Banks-Baldwin's vacated building in Cleveland.
Mission Impossible? ST6 assault on West next? There are rumors that US special ops forces are training for something codenamed "Operation Heart of Darkness" at the site of the filming of Apocalypse Now in the Philippines and that TR Legal's Philippines office has been tasked for obtaining visas (the document and the credit card) for Montagnard warriors who will secure the bunker and sixth floor executive suites in Eagan. Talk about outsourcing! [JH]