Get Your Punk On with Dirty Librarian Chains

When's the last time you read anything in Elle that strung the words "dirty" and "librarian" and "chains" together? Ah, well, perhaps quite regularly but then I don't read Elle because I've reduced my fashion choices to binary options: black suit or dark grey suit, blue shirt or white shirt... Apparently Dirty Librarian Chains is one the latest trendy fashion accessories. Grab up the "extremely limited" line of handmade jewelry by Kabiri. The Flags of Wrath Bracelet is displayed below

If goth grrl Abby Sciuto (a/k/a Pauley Perrette), above right, can make a fashion statement at work in NCIS, so can you. Oh wait, that's just make-believe and now I've mixed up punk and goth fashion metaphors. I'll wait for tie-dye dress shirts. Hat tip to LISNews. [JH]