Which Fictional Attorney is the Most Unrealistic?

Take the Above the Law poll. Your choices are:

• Jack McCoy (Law and Order) v. Bobby Donnell (The Practice)
• Michael Clayton (Michael Clayton) v. Vincent Gambini (My Cousin Vinny)
• Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) v. Ally McBeal (Ally McBeal)
• Jack Brigance (A Time to Kill) v. Kobayashi (The Usual Suspects)

At the moment, the worst fictional lawyers are Bobby Donnell, Vincent Gambini, and Elle Woods. The Brigance-Kobayashi contest is too close to call. [JH]