Strange but True: Stop Sending Me Secret Messages! Judge Grants TRO Against David Letterman

Colleen Nestler, who contends that David Letterman has been using code words to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host, has been granted a TRO against the CBS late-night host by a New Mexico judge. According to a CNN report, Nestler, who lives in Santa Fe, requested that Letterman stay at least 3 yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering."

Will the law librarian who directed Nestler to the pleadings form books please raise his/her hand!