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Perhaps you go to Las Vegas instead of, oh I don't know, let's say the AALL Annual Meeting. The Alibi Network will provide fake e-mail confirmations, a fake hotel reception desk to answer calls, and even doctored photographs for you. Fantastic!

Services provided by Alibi Network:

Alibi Network provides pretexts, excuses, cover stories, alibis, guises and concealment strategies, with related privacy, anonymity, and confidentiality services, tailored to any level of elaborateness for a variety of discreet situations, including: hiding extramarital affairs or illicit relationships; concealing romantic gift purchases, discreet hotel reservations and travel arrangements, package deliveries, romantic getaways etc. from spouses, partners, or other parties; fabricating excused absences for skipping work, school, social events, or other engagements and commitments - allowing you to conduct your private, personal activities free from the fear of exposure, humiliation, and social stigma.

There is an annual membership fee of $35. Fees for standard alibis vary between $10 and $55 per single alibi. Fees for customized alibis depend on their complexity. The Alibi Network.com has 1,600 clients.

Does the service "go all the way?" Nope. Alibi Network will not provide alibis for criminal activities. How will they know?