ADHDTV By 2007!

The Federal Communications Commission has voted 3-1 to require electronics manufacturers to make all television sets ADHD-compatible within two years. According to The Onion:

The ruling represents a growing shift toward ADHDTV, a television format designed to meet the needs of an increasingly inattentive and hyperactive audience. The tuner includes a built-in device that automatically changes channels after three minutes of uninterrupted single-station viewing, as well as a picture-in-picture-in-picture-in-picture option.

Ron Jones, University of Cincinnati Law Library