Thursday, July 24, 2014

Gov. Rick Perry Orders Dallas Cowboys to Mexican Border

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Yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry announced that he was deploying the National Guard to the U.S./Mexico border.  Today, the Governor appraently has decided to pull out all the stops.

The New Yorker Reports (in jest?) that "In his boldest move yet to address the immigration crisis, on Thursday Texas Governor Rick Perry dispatched the Dallas Cowboys to the United States’ border with Mexico."  The article goes on to report that "there were questions about how effective the Cowboys would be in stopping illegal immigrants, since the team has the worst-ranked defense in the N.F.L." 

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The Dallas Cowboys website has yet to confirm or fdeny the new assigmennt of America's Team.  Rumor has it that the Cowboys will open up the exhibition season in San Diego so as not to stray too far from the border region.

Hat tip to Cappy White.

KJ

http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/immigration/2014/07/gov-rick-perry-orders-dallas-cowboys-to-mexican-border.html

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