Seinfeld on Contractual Liability

I think the only reason we go to the dry cleaner is so I can say to the dry cleaner, "Well, it's ruined."  And of course, the dry cleaner can respond, "It’s not our fault.  We’re not responsible.  We just ruin the clothes. That ends our legal obligation."

                       Seinfeld "The Stock Tip," June 21, 1990.