Limerick of the Week

Every once in a while, an important case comes out of my state of residence.  Here's one that I think reflects very nicely on the Hoosier medical profession:

Hurley v. Eddingfield

Though his patient's complexion was green,
The doctor would not intervene.
This no-house-calls sort
Was indulged by the court,
Which considered his conduct obscene.

[Jeremy Telman]