Limerick of the Week

Last week, I taught the companion cases, Hill v. Gateway 2000 and Klocek v. Gateway.  I thought it appropriate to provide my students with companion Limericks:

Hill v. Gateway 2000

Could a problem with contract formation
Save the Hills from forced arbitration?
No, the court will compel
(And consign you to Dell).
It ain't court, but it sure beats damnation.

Klocek v. Gateway

UCC Section 2-207
Provided the unlikely leaven.
Ralph Nader is smiling,
And consumers are filing
In Kansas, the new plaintiffs' heaven.

I welcome suggestions for improvements of these Limericks.

[Jeremy Telman]