Friday, May 13, 2005
[Randal is going to defend Dante at his trial before Judge Reinhold]
Dante: What are you doing? You're gonna get us both sent to jail!
Randal: In Virginia, anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer.
Dante: You haven't passed the bar! And this isn't Virginia!
Randal: They don't know that!
Lawyer: Your Honor, may I point out that this man is not a lawyer, and we are relatively sure this is not Virginia.
Randal: Your Honor, may I point out that I've seen all of your movies, including Zandalee and Vice Versa.
Judge Reinhold: I'm going to allow it.
From Clerks (2000)